ROMACE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + Smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + Dumb Woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee - Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A Woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
PROPENSITY CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't,
A Man Marries a woman expecting that she doesn't change, and she does.
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